What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

Phyllis Diller
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  1. He is beauty, inside and out. He is the silver lining in a world of darkness. He is my light. - Marie Lu
  2. Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson
  3. A thirst for water may be an oasis in your day. - Anthony T.Hincks
  4. Your smile is what gets me through the day and my dreams of you are what gets me through the night. - Anthony T. Hincks
  5. It never failed to amaze me how the most ordinary day could be catapulted into the extraordinary in the blink of an eye. - Jodi Picoult
More Quotes By Phyllis Diller
  1. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
  2. Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?
  3. Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
  4. Money's scarce Times are hard Here's your fucking Xmas card
  5. Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.
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